Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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