i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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