I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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