Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
