Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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