lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
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