...so i touched it.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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