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I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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