Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Hippo gnu deer
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
