I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You pole danced in your parka.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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