And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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