yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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