I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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