i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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