what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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