He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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