The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
