just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
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