covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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