sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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