i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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