Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
