More tranny stories later!
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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