yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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