yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize