one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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