Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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