I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
