chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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