their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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