I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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