i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize