is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
MIDGETS
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It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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