Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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