every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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