just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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