dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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