whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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