i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Are we still banned from the library?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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