She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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