it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Everyone says I win the strip club
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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