Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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