she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Randomize
