I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
