Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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