The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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