How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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