what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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