i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
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