My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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