Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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