pedialite and red bull = repair kit
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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