New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
we're so committed to being not committed
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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