I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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