We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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